Mmmmmm.....spam

My favorite spam messages from the last week...

-Stop being a tiny-dic'ked little fellow! It's easy!
-Rock hard boner in not an unachievable dream!
-the comments I get about my nights with women are amazing, people think I'm a wizard
-Find out how to absolutely satisfy your girlfriend
-Great assortment of cheap branded med$Bret
-4 girls from our site want to meat you
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-multihand...
-We give out BONUSES to anyone who joins
-Turn a small knob into a huge wand!
-No woman cann't help from getting laid with you
-Beautiful RUSSIAN women waiting to meet YOU!
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-She will laugh at your small stick anymore
-Chicks like when you have big instrument
-You have a chance to become a real man
-Upgrade your man power now!
-Girls don't like to get laid by baby dicks

According to spammer market research, this is apparently what you need to know about me...

-I'm terrified about the size of my wang
-I want a fake Rolex
-I like to gamble online
-I need Viagra

I'm am intrigued that one site has 4 girls that want to meet me. That's better than eHarmony...but that's another story for another time.