I'm seriously baffled...

So last week the big news around Fargo is that apparently some chick from here could win some reality show called America's Next Top Model. Then I find out that apparently some girl from Grand Forks won it two seasons ago. WHAT THE HELL!? I've been living here for three years and there are not model caliber women running all over... At least I don't think so.

I had to go online. This CariDee chick is HOT and has an attitude that I could dig.

However, at 21 she breaks one of my tried and true dating rules. You figure out which one.

1) Don't sh*t where you eat
2) It's perfectly acceptable to date a younger girl if she is 1/2 your age + 7 years.

The girl from Grand Forks I really didn't dig...however, that is the case with most girls from Grand Forks. Grand Forks just seems dirty. I don't mean "naughty-dirty" either. However, as my good friend Tuma says "At this age we shouldn't be picky". I think she also breaks rule #2.

My real fear here is that all this exposure is going to end up in a lot more dirty old men like myself moving into the state. As it is now, my odds of finding a hot chick that isn't already married are bad enough. Imagine having all that extra competition. Therefore, I'd like to let all you aspiring dirty old men know something. A lot of girls here are closer to another reality contestant you have seen recently - even after losing 60 pounds...still not attractive. Ok North Dakota girls, I still love you. We all know Adrian is from Minnesota.